Mistletoe Merrymaker Pillows

'Whoa, rough landing! Are you guys okay?'

May your Christmas be full of harmony

Merry Kissmas

"Don't even think about it."

'I'm afraid it's Daddy you have to impress-he's a RSPCA inspector!'

Monks play conkers with crucifix

Closed for the Foreseeable Future

A group of ladies fearful to leave their cab as the cabman has mistletoe on his hat

Angelicus alcholicus.

Competitors complained that Sir Hops-A-Lot's souther steed gave him an unfair advantage."

"All I've got left is smoked."

"Sir George! How did it go with your jousting competition at the Renaissance Fair?"

Finding a Zombie House on Halloween.

'You can't pour the boiling oil over them yet - I'm still cooking the chips !'

Jester

'Shakin' bacon.'

Humpty Dumpty is sitting on a wall, Below is a man with a boiling pot waiting for him to land in it, Man is licking is lips, he has napkin on and is holding a knife and fork,

Dragon roasts a chicken impaled on a knight's sword.

"It's OK, Trump will pardon me."

'Oh look, you're under the misletoe, that means I can smell your bum!'

Make-your-own-fun at the morgue.

"He likes music and he likes comedy, but he hates musical comedies."

Wrap music

Cats pull a Christmas cracker and find a mouse inside.

"... And would sir like a straw with that?"

'Uh ho. I wouldn't venture outside on the 24th December if I were you.'

Fifty

"What do you mean you've got Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder?"

Chicken Séance,

Mistletoe Farm

Bored man in Heaven says: 'Maybe we could pop down to Hell for a bit ? just to see if there's anything happening.'