Mistletoe Merrymaker Prints

'Whoa, rough landing! Are you guys okay?'

'Don't look at me like that! You're the one who wanted to live in a bouncy castle!'

Man is caught swimming on an inflable float in a moat by the knights.

May your Christmas be full of harmony

"Kiss, you idiot. Not hiss."

Merry Kissmas

"Don't even think about it."

Monks play conkers with crucifix

'I'm afraid it's Daddy you have to impress-he's a RSPCA inspector!'

Closed for the Foreseeable Future

A group of ladies fearful to leave their cab as the cabman has mistletoe on his hat

Angelicus alcholicus.

Finding a Zombie House on Halloween.

Competitors complained that Sir Hops-A-Lot's souther steed gave him an unfair advantage."

"All I've got left is smoked."

"Sir George! How did it go with your jousting competition at the Renaissance Fair?"

The dark secret about where the Easter Bunny gets the candy...

'You can't pour the boiling oil over them yet - I'm still cooking the chips !'

'Shakin' bacon.'

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Humpty Dumpty is sitting on a wall, Below is a man with a boiling pot waiting for him to land in it, Man is licking is lips, he has napkin on and is holding a knife and fork,

Jester

"It's OK, Trump will pardon me."

Dragon roasts a chicken impaled on a knight's sword.

'Oh look, you're under the misletoe, that means I can smell your bum!'

"... And would sir like a straw with that?"

"He likes music and he likes comedy, but he hates musical comedies."

Cats pull a Christmas cracker and find a mouse inside.

Make-your-own-fun at the morgue.

Wrap music

'Uh ho. I wouldn't venture outside on the 24th December if I were you.'

Fifty

Mistletoe Farm

"What do you mean you've got Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder?"

Chicken Séance,