Mistletoe Enthusiasts Pillows

Festive Flirt.

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

'I've drawn up a shortlist of baby names.'

Moustached gentleman

30 Days Has Movember

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

Merry Kissmas

'You may disagree with me now, Son, but when you're 500 years old, you'll understand.'

Man in a tortoise shell visiting a psychiatrist.

'Thanks to the internet, I can telecommute a few days a week now: I don't need to waste so much time travelling...'

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

'Multiple personality.'

'You got here just in time - These shoes are killing you.'

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

'170 years old - and they look that age from day one!'

"Don't even think about it."

"You're not goin' anywhere, Roy. You buried your own nuts again."

'Calm down darling... now what do you mean the tortoise has gone berserk?'

Leopards do change their spots

A group of ladies fearful to leave their cab as the cabman has mistletoe on his hat

'The 20th century wasn't bad, but I preferred the 19th. I'm open minded for the 21st.'

"I beg your pardon, but a mustache is required in the dining room. Would you like us to provide you with one?"

Rainy day despondency phobia: 'Poor George can't stand the pitter-patter of rain on his shell.'

Boy throws a stick for a tortoise. By the time the tortoise returns, the boy is an old man.

Grocer with pretensions of being a soldier

Bureaucrat Walking his Pet

'I finally kicked the fire breathing habit, now I'm stuck on mints and I'm gaining weight.'

Since time immemorial, investors wonder how money in the companies in which they invest is being spent.

"I've been able to pay attention a lot more in class since the teacher separated us."

Handlebar Moustache Man

"Wow, I've never met an astronomer before."

Rex is suddenly regretting having offered to help the old lady cross the road...

"Don't preted to hibernate when I'm talking to you."

'Hang on, don't cross now: I can see a car coming...'