Mistletoe Moments Pillows

Social distancing has put a dampener on any kissing under the mistletoe.

Tiny Visions

Babies first words are 'Take me to your leader'

"Sorry to interrupt, Mr. Barksdale, but you're scheduled to take time out to smell the roses."

A boy with a camera

"Kiss, you idiot. Not hiss."

Merry Kissmas

Windchimes

"Don't even think about it."

A group of ladies fearful to leave their cab as the cabman has mistletoe on his hat

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

'Your little one is giving the sitter a big kiss-of life.'

'My graduation gown got lost at the cleaners. Think anyone will notice this Snuggie?'

'Moron.'

"Stop arguing - I'll walk myself."

'I am so proud son: It was such an amazing first coak-a-doodle-do!'

'Whoa, rough landing! Are you guys okay?'

"I'd steer clear of that guy Jill, he's all sorts of trouble..."

'Oh look, you're under the misletoe, that means I can smell your bum!'

Water spurting from boy's ear while he drinks from a fountain

'They say that six is the new four.'

Man getting dressed captures small child in the material,

Mistletoe Farm

Mistletoe

Woman gossiping on emergency phone

Festive Flirt.

How’d my dang teeth get in there? Cuz you been drinkin’ out of the milk carton again.

"I know I said my dog had no teeth, mister- but that's not my dog!"

"He's our new expert in logistics and 24 hour global delivery systems."

Please form a queue.

'They're Home!!!... HA-HA-HA... you are soooo busted!'

It's the rules.

Why can't you just shake after a bath like a normal dog?

Woo-hoo! My pants are stuck to my socks! Woo-hoo! Ecstatic cling. (This cartoon was originally published on 2004-12-06)

What happens under the mistletoe stays under the mistletoe.