Mistletoe Enthusiast Pillows

A group of ladies fearful to leave their cab as the cabman has mistletoe on his hat

Mistletoe Farm

Mistletoe

'Look, George

Please form a queue.

Mistletoe Solutions Ltd...

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

A vampire in a canoe.

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

"Did you remember my mints?"

'I've drawn up a shortlist of baby names.'

Moustached gentleman

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

30 Days Has Movember

"And to my son Frank, I leave my greenhouse in the country."

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

"She's a natural!"

Grimm's Fairytales - The Turnip; Student Tricked into 'Sack of Knowledge'

'You may disagree with me now, Son, but when you're 500 years old, you'll understand.'

'Thanks to the internet, I can telecommute a few days a week now: I don't need to waste so much time travelling...'

Man in a tortoise shell visiting a psychiatrist.

Merry Kissmas

"Kiss, you idiot. Not hiss."

'I just couldn't wait until eight!'

'Hey look I got a free newspaper with my wallchart of north sea molluscs aand DVD of elbow stretching excercises.'

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

'Multiple personality.'

William Tell Overture

"One day this will all be yours to sell off to the highest bidder."

'You got here just in time - These shoes are killing you.'

"No squirrel, but I found Jimmy Hoffa."

'Calm down darling... now what do you mean the tortoise has gone berserk?'

'170 years old - and they look that age from day one!'

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'