Mistletoe Moments Gifts

Social distancing has put a dampener on any kissing under the mistletoe.

Tiny Visions

Babies first words are 'Take me to your leader'

"Sorry to interrupt, Mr. Barksdale, but you're scheduled to take time out to smell the roses."

A boy with a camera

Merry Kissmas

Windchimes

"Don't even think about it."

A group of ladies fearful to leave their cab as the cabman has mistletoe on his hat

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

'Your little one is giving the sitter a big kiss-of life.'

"Stop arguing - I'll walk myself."

'Moron.'

'I am so proud son: It was such an amazing first coak-a-doodle-do!'

'Whoa, rough landing! Are you guys okay?'

"I'd steer clear of that guy Jill, he's all sorts of trouble..."

'Oh look, you're under the misletoe, that means I can smell your bum!'

'They say that six is the new four.'

Man getting dressed captures small child in the material,

Water spurting from boy's ear while he drinks from a fountain

Mistletoe Farm

"I know I said my dog had no teeth, mister- but that's not my dog!"

Festive Flirt.

How’d my dang teeth get in there? Cuz you been drinkin’ out of the milk carton again.

Mistletoe

Woman gossiping on emergency phone

"He's our new expert in logistics and 24 hour global delivery systems."

'They're Home!!!... HA-HA-HA... you are soooo busted!'

It's the rules.

Please form a queue.

'Look, George

What happens under the mistletoe stays under the mistletoe.