Mistletoe Manager Gifts

"He's our new expert in logistics and 24 hour global delivery systems."

"He likes it."

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

'I found the home maintenance manual in the attic. I think it's got mildew.'

'When will I be old enough to have my own people?'

'This is impressive, Roberts, but I'm not sure that it qualifies as work-place leadership.'

"This is bad work, Edwards! Bad! Bad! Bad! Bad!"

I'm afraid neatness doesn't count, Mrs Wilson

"I don't consider a missing four million dollars to be 'monkeyshines'."

Merry Kissmas

'I can't decide weather to have a feisty or a sassy management style.'

"The boss is the fatherly type. He never fires anybody."

"Don't even think about it."

"Experience is the wonderful knowledge that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again."

A group of ladies fearful to leave their cab as the cabman has mistletoe on his hat

'That line means good managerial skills!'

"Wet wipe?"

'Now THIS is my idea of a creative department.'

'Treat me easy this morning.'

Employees need to be treated like adults...

'Are you worried about layoffs?'

'I assume this comes with performance based bonuses and a superannuation package?'

'Whoa, rough landing! Are you guys okay?'

Executive's in and out boxes are labeled - One Ear and The Other.

'Oh look, you're under the misletoe, that means I can smell your bum!'

'If I don't love you, Susan, why'd I call you during anytime minutes instead of night and weekend minutes?'

Pet owner to pets in chair: 'We need to come up with some kind of time-sharing system.'

Microbe manager.

Mistletoe Farm

"Sit on her chest and stare at her or knock things off the dresser. How do you wake your owner?"

Festive Flirt.

Mistletoe

"I demand to speak with the manager!"

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