Mistakes Gifts

'Eject! Eject, eject eject!! Aw crimony. I've hit the button 6 or 7 times, Cap'n. And the darned CD still won't come out.'

"Frank, you idiot! That's a Piñata."

"You must forgive me, I seem to have misplaced my spectacles... Does the best man have the ring?"

'Hello, Acme signs? This is the Berger & Coles Law Office...'

'Once, long ago, I thought I was wrong...but it turned out I was mistaken.'

"What's important is that we learn from what we must never admit happened."

"I accidentally shredded an important document, so I'm trying to piece it back together. It should only take a few years."

"I need a special pencil for math...one with a lot less wood and a lot more eraser."

'I hate to tell you... it's not 'amber waves of gain'.'

Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.

'I told you you were missing a decimal point in you dynamite calculations.'

Super glue . . .

'Boy, plastic flowers these days are so lifelike: I've been fooled again...'

"If you're ever granted three wishes, don't blow them all on a giant body with tiny arms legs."

'Experience is the wonderful knowledge that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.'

Pole vaulter has had an accident on jump

Clancy: Around here we call that progress!

Personnel. You've learned from your mistakes? Wow! I feel awed in the presence of so much education!

"Baldo, I'm proud of you for admitting you were wrong, but remember...a man who makes no mistakes usually does not make anything."

"I woke up early, took a shower, got dressed for work then remembered I don't work today."

'It hasn't been a complete failure - we've learned volumes about falling.'

"No, it's twist and THEN turn."

"Study Henderson's career closely. He's made all the mistakes so you don't have to."

"We will indeed be facing numerous enraged customers."

"John, the bees go on the outside."

Hidden away, deep in the woods, Bob enters a number in the wrong column. An isolated mistake.

"You can make your own mistakes when you can hire your own lawyer."

'Alright! Alright! So I made a mistake!'

'If we happen to experience deja vu, let's make sure we do some things differently.'

'You haven't much experience in plant conservation, have you Winthorpe?'

Drag Racing Today. Well, so much for the getaway power.

"Elves, Jerry, I asked for elves."

Big deal - give her the one from that screwball who came in last week.

'What a trip I had - I accidentally got on a drone.'

'Hold it! That's my coffee thermos.'