Mistake-mender Gifts

'Lately, I have made so many mistakes that I think my life needs a big control-z.'

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"Look Mommy, hat!"

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

The Runaway Horse

Backfire

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

(When I'm good I'm very very good, but when I'm bad I'm... Well….) (Horrid?)

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

Boy rolled into a snowball

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

'Simpson! Stop causing low-level disruption in class now!'

'Hello, Acme signs? This is the Berger & Coles Law Office...'

Snow Devil

Cat with Nine Still Lives

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

Resourceful toddler

'Right, who threw that?' (giant pupil in class).

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

'Congratulations, dear! Your home cooked dinner was so good you'd think it was an expensive frozen entree!'

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

"He said he doesn't want to see me in his office again..."

'I suppose you want Polly to forget she heard that.'