Mistake Masters Gifts

'Oh, I thought it said 'Fishing'.'

'Hello, Acme signs? This is the Berger & Coles Law Office...'

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

'Once, long ago, I thought I was wrong...but it turned out I was mistaken.'

"What's important is that we learn from what we must never admit happened."

"Don't worry about it now, but I'll need that hook back when you're done."

"I accidentally shredded an important document, so I'm trying to piece it back together. It should only take a few years."

'Okay, Noah...I'm going to tell you again. Listen very carefully this time.'

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

'I didn't want to get the napkin messy.'

Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

'I hate to tell you... it's not 'amber waves of gain'.'

DIY expert.

For the third time that week somebody had super-glued the manager to his seat. It was great for team morale.

Clancy: Around here we call that progress!

"I thought you meant we had a security leak."

'It hasn't been a complete failure - we've learned volumes about falling.'

"No, it's twist and THEN turn."

'Did you see my ball come by here?'

"Study Henderson's career closely. He's made all the mistakes so you don't have to."

'How'd you get out of time-out??. . . Dude, if you do the crime, you do the time.'

"Wait? I thought it was a 'look'?"

"Did you accidentally put the DVD of 'Taxi Driver' in her 'Wheels on the Bus' case?"

"You will be pleased to know that the children said sorry!"

I wonder what the kids are up to at the lake. Your mom will keep her eyes on them. She won't let them get into trouble. Nothing gets by her! ZZZZ. Psst. My silence isn't free!

"John, the bees go on the outside."

Is clutter necessary?

'You say it's milk, oh, oh, I must have hooked up the wrong pipes.'

'Alright! Alright! So I made a mistake!'

'As a baby sitter, you shouldn't think of me as a bratty kid...think of me as a jobs creator!'

'You just stood there and let them put a bell on you? -- What were you THINKING?'

'I'm a court jester -- my socks aren't supposed to match!'

"...and remember, son - every now and then, refuse to eat your dinner no matter how good it looks or how hungry you are. It drives the dumb humans crazy!"

'You haven't much experience in plant conservation, have you Winthorpe?'