Mistake Maker Gifts

"Oh, is that today?"

"John, the bees go on the outside."

Have you got the accounts right yet? Yes, but I had to put in three mistakes to make them balance.

'Hello, Acme signs? This is the Berger & Coles Law Office...'

"Slide dammit!"

This one? I left the lens cap on.

"No, it's twist and THEN turn."

"One time you blurred the line between fantasy and reality."

Drag Racing Today. Well, so much for the getaway power.

'Silly me, Ralph. I sprayed you with catfish scent instead of mosquito repellent.'

Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.

'Alright! Alright! So I made a mistake!'

'What a trip I had - I accidentally got on a drone.'

By the way, Chasen, that's a toilet seat cover.

'Once, long ago, I thought I was wrong...but it turned out I was mistaken.'

'So I cooked the books. Haven't you ever made a mistake?'

Big Business : "He never makes the same mistakes twice. Every day he discovers new ones."

Laser Tag Fun. . . Taser Tag. . . A Harsh Typo?

"Dang! I did it again!"

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"Look Mommy, hat!"

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

The Runaway Horse

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

Backfire

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

(When I'm good I'm very very good, but when I'm bad I'm... Well….) (Horrid?)