Mistake Master Gifts

'It hasn't been a complete failure - we've learned volumes about falling.'

'I hate to tell you... it's not 'amber waves of gain'.'

Clancy: Around here we call that progress!

"I accidentally shredded an important document, so I'm trying to piece it back together. It should only take a few years."

Face painting.

'Hello, Acme signs? This is the Berger & Coles Law Office...'

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

'Once, long ago, I thought I was wrong...but it turned out I was mistaken.'

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

"What's important is that we learn from what we must never admit happened."

"Don't worry about it now, but I'll need that hook back when you're done."

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

'This is my natural habitat.'

'Happy now?'

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

Untidy bedroom

The life-changing magic of shoving everything into a huge Hefty bag and leaving it for somebody else to deal with.

Irritable gentleman disturbed by a bluebottle

DIY expert.

For the third time that week somebody had super-glued the manager to his seat. It was great for team morale.

"I thought you meant we had a security leak."

"No, it's twist and THEN turn."

'Did you see my ball come by here?'

"Study Henderson's career closely. He's made all the mistakes so you don't have to."

'I was interested to see that you're living in a complete pigsty. Ours isn't quite finished yet.'

Man throwing food on floor in the excitement of a goal

'That's it boy! Find the floor!'

"How many times have I told you not to play mechanic under the car."

"Can I help it if my pen leaks!"

"Did you accidentally put the DVD of 'Taxi Driver' in her 'Wheels on the Bus' case?"