Mistake Artist Gifts

Deeply absorbed in thought Melvin wanders into the wrong pool.

"Study Henderson's career closely. He's made all the mistakes so you don't have to."

'Hello, Acme signs? This is the Berger & Coles Law Office...'

'Once, long ago, I thought I was wrong...but it turned out I was mistaken.'

"What's important is that we learn from what we must never admit happened."

'Cleanliness is next to 'clean room' in the dictionary. Look it up.'

"A 'pregnant pause' is effective only if you've already said something."

"I accidentally shredded an important document, so I'm trying to piece it back together. It should only take a few years."

"You must forgive me, I seem to have misplaced my spectacles... Does the best man have the ring?"

'Boy, plastic flowers these days are so lifelike: I've been fooled again...'

'I hate to tell you... it's not 'amber waves of gain'.'

Super glue . . .

'I told you you were missing a decimal point in you dynamite calculations.'

Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.

"No, it's twist and THEN turn."

'My socks don't match, but neither me nor my socks care.'

'It hasn't been a complete failure - we've learned volumes about falling.'

Personnel. You've learned from your mistakes? Wow! I feel awed in the presence of so much education!

Clancy: Around here we call that progress!

"I woke up early, took a shower, got dressed for work then remembered I don't work today."

'Eject! Eject, eject eject!! Aw crimony. I've hit the button 6 or 7 times, Cap'n. And the darned CD still won't come out.'

"We will indeed be facing numerous enraged customers."

"I found the problem with your dryer. . . here are a bunch of socks you probably thought were lost!"

"Frank, you idiot! That's a Piñata."

'No, no, I've gone through all the steps in the procedure and I don't see anything about totally immersing yourself in oil before starting the job!!

"John, the bees go on the outside."

Hidden away, deep in the woods, Bob enters a number in the wrong column. An isolated mistake.

'Alright! Alright! So I made a mistake!'

'If we happen to experience deja vu, let's make sure we do some things differently.'

'You haven't much experience in plant conservation, have you Winthorpe?'

Big Business : "He never makes the same mistakes twice. Every day he discovers new ones."

Never let your girlfriend pack your parachute.

'What a trip I had - I accidentally got on a drone.'

Drag Racing Today. Well, so much for the getaway power.

Big deal - give her the one from that screwball who came in last week.