Mistake Artist Gifts

Deeply absorbed in thought Melvin wanders into the wrong pool.

"Study Henderson's career closely. He's made all the mistakes so you don't have to."

'Hello, Acme signs? This is the Berger & Coles Law Office...'

'Once, long ago, I thought I was wrong...but it turned out I was mistaken.'

"What's important is that we learn from what we must never admit happened."

"I accidentally shredded an important document, so I'm trying to piece it back together. It should only take a few years."

"A 'pregnant pause' is effective only if you've already said something."

Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.

'I told you you were missing a decimal point in you dynamite calculations.'

'Boy, plastic flowers these days are so lifelike: I've been fooled again...'

Super glue . . .

"You must forgive me, I seem to have misplaced my spectacles... Does the best man have the ring?"

'I hate to tell you... it's not 'amber waves of gain'.'

'It hasn't been a complete failure - we've learned volumes about falling.'

"I woke up early, took a shower, got dressed for work then remembered I don't work today."

'My socks don't match, but neither me nor my socks care.'

Clancy: Around here we call that progress!

"No, it's twist and THEN turn."

'Eject! Eject, eject eject!! Aw crimony. I've hit the button 6 or 7 times, Cap'n. And the darned CD still won't come out.'

"We will indeed be facing numerous enraged customers."

"Frank, you idiot! That's a Piñata."

"I found the problem with your dryer. . . here are a bunch of socks you probably thought were lost!"

'No, no, I've gone through all the steps in the procedure and I don't see anything about totally immersing yourself in oil before starting the job!!

"John, the bees go on the outside."

Hidden away, deep in the woods, Bob enters a number in the wrong column. An isolated mistake.

'Alright! Alright! So I made a mistake!'

'If we happen to experience deja vu, let's make sure we do some things differently.'

'You haven't much experience in plant conservation, have you Winthorpe?'

Never let your girlfriend pack your parachute.

'Hold it! That's my coffee thermos.'

Big Business : "He never makes the same mistakes twice. Every day he discovers new ones."

Big deal - give her the one from that screwball who came in last week.

"Elves, Jerry, I asked for elves."

'What a trip I had - I accidentally got on a drone.'