Mistake Maverick Gifts

'Experience is what causes a person to make new mistakes instead of old ones.'

'Hello, Acme signs? This is the Berger & Coles Law Office...'

"You're lost. This is Mom's apple pie."

Guitar Man.

'Once, long ago, I thought I was wrong...but it turned out I was mistaken.'

"What's important is that we learn from what we must never admit happened."

Popera!

"I accidentally shredded an important document, so I'm trying to piece it back together. It should only take a few years."

"Dangnabit, Wilson! Where's that big campfire I asked for?"

'Frank is into D.I.Y...'Destroy It Yourself'!'

'No you idiot! You're supposed to smash your guitar AFTER the show! What are you going to play now?'

'I hate to tell you... it's not 'amber waves of gain'.'

Santa Metal Claus

Hacksaw Violin.

Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.

Super glue . . .

"Would our big tacky objects look good here?"

Hip-Hopalong Billy Bob blamed the censors for killing the country-rap scene.

"Mmm... now WHERE did i leave my radio..?"

"I woke up early, took a shower, got dressed for work then remembered I don't work today."

Clancy: Around here we call that progress!

"No, it's twist and THEN turn."

'It hasn't been a complete failure - we've learned volumes about falling.'

'Well excuse me Mr. watch me pound on a hollow log!! I just thought our sound could use a change!!'

"Study Henderson's career closely. He's made all the mistakes so you don't have to."

"We will indeed be facing numerous enraged customers."

'I know.. Let's write a song all about the evils of material wealth. After all, that last one netted us a bloody fortune!'

You know that symphony I wrote in GarageBand? It drops next week. You're invited. Symphonies don't "drop," little buddy. Rock albums "drop." R&B "drops." Symphonies "debut." And they usually debut in concert halls, with live musicians. Where's your symphony debuting? Anybody-can-upload-anything-for-people-to-download.com. I wonder if I can get my tux pressed in time.

"John, the bees go on the outside."

"No, Billy, I don't play the horn anymore. I just like to take it out every once and again so's to give an old friend a great big tallywhack on the head!"

Hidden away, deep in the woods, Bob enters a number in the wrong column. An isolated mistake.

"This isn't going to work - I'm rock n'roll and you're waltz time!"

'Alright! Alright! So I made a mistake!'

"You can make your own mistakes when you can hire your own lawyer."

'If we happen to experience deja vu, let's make sure we do some things differently.'