Mistake Management Gifts

"Dad, I made a mistake. A big mistake."

'Hello, Acme signs? This is the Berger & Coles Law Office...'

'Once, long ago, I thought I was wrong...but it turned out I was mistaken.'

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"I accidentally shredded an important document, so I'm trying to piece it back together. It should only take a few years."

"I need a special pencil for math...one with a lot less wood and a lot more eraser."

"I give up. Where's the patient?'

"You must forgive me, I seem to have misplaced my spectacles... Does the best man have the ring?"

With his mothers persuasion, Joe decided to 'come clean' to the police!

"If you're ever granted three wishes, don't blow them all on a giant body with tiny arms legs."

Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.

'I hate to tell you... it's not 'amber waves of gain'.'

'Experience is the wonderful knowledge that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.'

"No, it's twist and THEN turn."

"Baldo, I'm proud of you for admitting you were wrong, but remember...a man who makes no mistakes usually does not make anything."

Clancy: Around here we call that progress!

'It hasn't been a complete failure - we've learned volumes about falling.'

We're looking at a six figure return. Unfortunately, they're all zeros.

'Eject! Eject, eject eject!! Aw crimony. I've hit the button 6 or 7 times, Cap'n. And the darned CD still won't come out.'

'Some things are better left unsaid but I never know what they are until after I've said them.'

"Study Henderson's career closely. He's made all the mistakes so you don't have to."

"We will indeed be facing numerous enraged customers."

"Frank, you idiot! That's a Piñata."

"John, the bees go on the outside."

'Be patient. I'll grow out of it.'

'Alright! Alright! So I made a mistake!'

'If we happen to experience deja vu, let's make sure we do some things differently.'

'You haven't much experience in plant conservation, have you Winthorpe?'

'Forty-eight felony counts have taught me not to try to do everything myself.'

Big Business : "He never makes the same mistakes twice. Every day he discovers new ones."

'What a trip I had - I accidentally got on a drone.'

Drag Racing Today. Well, so much for the getaway power.

Big deal - give her the one from that screwball who came in last week.

"Elves, Jerry, I asked for elves."

"Oh, is that today?"