Mistake Recognizer Gifts

'Experience is the wonderful knowledge that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.'

'Hello, Acme signs? This is the Berger & Coles Law Office...'

"You're lost. This is Mom's apple pie."

'Once, long ago, I thought I was wrong...but it turned out I was mistaken.'

"What's important is that we learn from what we must never admit happened."

"I accidentally shredded an important document, so I'm trying to piece it back together. It should only take a few years."

"I need a special pencil for math...one with a lot less wood and a lot more eraser."

'I hate to tell you... it's not 'amber waves of gain'.'

Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.

"You must forgive me, I seem to have misplaced my spectacles... Does the best man have the ring?"

With his mothers persuasion, Joe decided to 'come clean' to the police!

Clancy: Around here we call that progress!

'It hasn't been a complete failure - we've learned volumes about falling.'

"I woke up early, took a shower, got dressed for work then remembered I don't work today."

"No, it's twist and THEN turn."

'No, fear isn't one of the basic taste sensations.'

'Eject! Eject, eject eject!! Aw crimony. I've hit the button 6 or 7 times, Cap'n. And the darned CD still won't come out.'

"Study Henderson's career closely. He's made all the mistakes so you don't have to."

"We will indeed be facing numerous enraged customers."

"Frank, you idiot! That's a Piñata."

'Oh darn, I made a mistake!'

"And I'm telling YOU it looks exactly like the picture. See?"

Quality Control

"John, the bees go on the outside."

'Alright! Alright! So I made a mistake!'

'Okay I'll admit you do look foolish but on positive side you were only one letter out!'

'If we happen to experience deja vu, let's make sure we do some things differently.'

'You haven't much experience in plant conservation, have you Winthorpe?'

"Dad, I made a mistake. A big mistake."

"Elves, Jerry, I asked for elves."

Drag Racing Today. Well, so much for the getaway power.

Big deal - give her the one from that screwball who came in last week.

Big Business : "He never makes the same mistakes twice. Every day he discovers new ones."

'What a trip I had - I accidentally got on a drone.'

"Oh, is that today?"