Misconception Analyzer Gifts

"I want them to lay boiled eggs."

Love at First Sight

Turtle Hat

"My guess it's guacamole."

"We fell for this last time remember..."

See that leg? He's dreaming of chasing rabbits.

'That's part of the reason for our problem. We lost the key to the door.'

Sportswasher's

"I have a recurring nightmare where the paradigm keeps shifting without me."

Confirmation Bias

"How long do you think we'll get away with it?"

'We now have the technology to record your dreams. From now on, your dreams are our intellectual property.'

'Experience is the wonderful knowledge that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.'

"In science class, we learned that a solar eclipse is not due to a rolling blackout."

'Wellington!...Come take a look at this!...I've never seen anything like it!...Some sort of early sun worship etching perhaps!'

'No, fear isn't one of the basic taste sensations.'

'Last night I dreamt in widescreen and colour, with director's commentary and added extras.'

Sigmund Freud.

'There are bankers under my bed.'

"I had that dream again where I kill my Shrink."

'Mr. Scrooge, I think we should talk a bit more about this dream you had...'

'As soon as she's out zap her with the brain probe!'

"I'm having these weird dreams about medical professionals delivering babies. . ."

Psychiatrist catches patient's hallucination.

"Whoa, deja  vu!"

"I've just had the most horrible dream!"

'That's actually a common misconception. The truth is we can go eight days without water, but only if we drink a lot of other stuff...you know, like apple juice.'

"Well, I do have this recurring dream that one day I might see some results."

Baby throwing cans of food around in supermarket,

'I'd give this stupid dream a 'D'.'

"Till now I always thought of the gravy train as a good thing."

"Are you mad at me or just chewing tobacco?"