Misconception Analyzer Gifts

"I want them to lay boiled eggs."

Love at First Sight

Turtle Hat

"My guess it's guacamole."

"We fell for this last time remember..."

See that leg? He's dreaming of chasing rabbits.

Sportswasher's

'That's part of the reason for our problem. We lost the key to the door.'

"I have a recurring nightmare where the paradigm keeps shifting without me."

Confirmation Bias

"How long do you think we'll get away with it?"

'We now have the technology to record your dreams. From now on, your dreams are our intellectual property.'

'Experience is the wonderful knowledge that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.'

"In science class, we learned that a solar eclipse is not due to a rolling blackout."

"I had that dream again where I kill my Shrink."

'No, fear isn't one of the basic taste sensations.'

'Last night I dreamt in widescreen and colour, with director's commentary and added extras.'

Last night I dreamed I was lying on a beach with Sandra Dee, and a big lifeguard asked to see my beach tag. I didn

Sigmund Freud.

'Wellington!...Come take a look at this!...I've never seen anything like it!...Some sort of early sun worship etching perhaps!'

'There are bankers under my bed.'

I can't decide if your recurring dream about the Hindenburg indicates a preoccupation with death or phallic symbols. I was hoping it just indicted a preoccupation with hydrogen-filled zeppelins.

'Mr. Scrooge, I think we should talk a bit more about this dream you had...'

'As soon as she's out zap her with the brain probe!'

Psychiatrist catches patient's hallucination.

"I've just had the most horrible dream!"

"Whoa, deja  vu!"

"I'm having these weird dreams about medical professionals delivering babies. . ."

'It's a common hibernation nightmare, You wake up lying next to Ted Nugent,'

'That's actually a common misconception. The truth is we can go eight days without water, but only if we drink a lot of other stuff...you know, like apple juice.'

"Well, I do have this recurring dream that one day I might see some results."

Baby throwing cans of food around in supermarket,

'I'd give this stupid dream a 'D'.'

If he had a nightmare, let him crawl in bed with us. Ok. But we don't have children.

"Till now I always thought of the gravy train as a good thing."