"I know it's a botch up. . . but it is a world class botch up?"
Mistake Analyst Gifts
Looking for a gift for your favorite mistake analyst? Discover a range of humorous and thoughtful products that capture their passion for analyzing and learning from errors. Whether they’re in a creative field or just love the thrill of problem-solving, these gifts add a fun and motivational touch to their daily routine, encouraging them to see every mistake as a step towards mastery.
Love at First Sight
'Hello, Acme signs? This is the Berger & Coles Law Office...'
"You're lost. This is Mom's apple pie."
Truth
'Once, long ago, I thought I was wrong...but it turned out I was mistaken.'
"I'd like to be a shake-it-off kind of person, but I'm more of a cling-to-it-and-focus-on-it-until-it's-irrevocably-weaved-into-my-psyche sort of gal."
How to Do Small Talk??!!
Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.
"You must forgive me, I seem to have misplaced my spectacles... Does the best man have the ring?"
'Where was I on the night of the 7th of August? I was home washing my hair.'
Personnel. You've learned from your mistakes? Wow! I feel awed in the presence of so much education!
"I woke up early, took a shower, got dressed for work then remembered I don't work today."
"No, it's twist and THEN turn."
'Eject! Eject, eject eject!! Aw crimony. I've hit the button 6 or 7 times, Cap'n. And the darned CD still won't come out.'
"Study Henderson's career closely. He's made all the mistakes so you don't have to."
'Some things are better left unsaid but I never know what they are until after I've said them.'
"Duh!"
"Frank, you idiot! That's a Piñata."
"John, the bees go on the outside."
"You can make your own mistakes when you can hire your own lawyer."
'I was not prepared for this!'
'Alright! Alright! So I made a mistake!'
'You haven't much experience in plant conservation, have you Winthorpe?'
Big Business : "He never makes the same mistakes twice. Every day he discovers new ones."
Big deal - give her the one from that screwball who came in last week.
"Elves, Jerry, I asked for elves."
'What a trip I had - I accidentally got on a drone.'
Drag Racing Today. Well, so much for the getaway power.
"Dad, I made a mistake. A big mistake."
"Oh, is that today?"
This one? I left the lens cap on.
"I've had sex with Donald Trump."
"They discovered I liked a JK Rowling tweet when I was fifteen, you?"
"One time you blurred the line between fantasy and reality."
Mistake Analyst Gifts Collection
Mistake Analyst Mugs
Explore our mugs collection for mistake analysts who appreciate clever designs and motivational messages to start their day right.
Mistake Analyst Pillows
Discover pillows that bring humor and inspiration to the spaces of mistake analysts dedicated to growth and resilience.
Mistake Analyst Prints
Browse our prints collection to find stylish and motivational artworks perfect for mistake analysts who love to celebrate their unique perspective.
Mistake Analyst T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts for mistake analysts seeking witty and thoughtful designs that showcase their passion for learning from errors.