Mismatch Moments Pillows

'Let's go back to your place. I want to put all your CD's into the wrong cases.'

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

"Stress is often associated with feelings of 'isolation'...It's really important that you see yourself as valued, as useful!"

Alligator Bars

'It's every SNOW flake that's different, Billy - Not every CORN flake.'

'Out. How come?' - 'Off side.'

As luck would have it the hunchback's blind date turned out to be a hunchbelly!

'My socks don't match, but neither me nor my socks care.'

"Looks like there was a mix-up. Apparently the tank we ordered went to Vinny's Joke Shop in Hoboken, New Jersey."

'Painter'

'He popped the question last night. 'Who do you think will win the Cup?'

"Wait? I thought it was a 'look'?"

"I found the problem with your dryer. . . here are a bunch of socks you probably thought were lost!"

"But can you afford two tickets to Africa?"

"Aw yeah, twist on the exhale! Twist on the exhale! Yeah yeah!!"

Alastair Cook

'I'm a court jester -- my socks aren't supposed to match!'

'What the... I told the dating agency to send serious candidates only!!'

'Well. I gotta admit, she did say in her profile that she's an old-fashioned girl!'

The Origin of Laundry Day

Never let your girlfriend pack your parachute.

Unsuitable hospital reading material.

I'm a 10.5. What, litres?

Lost Property: "How can I help?"

"He began his career as an interior house painter, and stuck with the tools he was comfortable with."

"What a time for it to go on the bunk!"

Classic Film Festival. Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde. I told you it wasn't a buddy movie!

'Your heart's not really in this job, is it?'

"Sold, to the gentleman with the paddle."

'When I asked to go somewhere nice and warm, I didn't mean inside your trendy jumper.'

"On the internet you said you were tall."

One day in a boat out in the pacific. . . While at the same exact moment in a slum apartment in Brooklyn, N.Y....

"Don't get me wrong, you're a good tiler but maybe you should go back to your old job..."