Mismatch Marvel Pillows

"On the internet you said you were tall."

'Out. How come?' - 'Off side.'

'It's every SNOW flake that's different, Billy - Not every CORN flake.'

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

'I suppose an explanation is in order?'

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

"I like that everything is mismatched. I just think it could be mismatched better."

'When is science going to explain the dark matter I find in my belly button every morning?'

As luck would have it the hunchback's blind date turned out to be a hunchbelly!

'My socks don't match, but neither me nor my socks care.'

"Wait? I thought it was a 'look'?"

"But can you afford two tickets to Africa?"

"I found the problem with your dryer. . . here are a bunch of socks you probably thought were lost!"

"Aw yeah, twist on the exhale! Twist on the exhale! Yeah yeah!!"

'Let's go back to your place. I want to put all your CD's into the wrong cases.'

'Well. I gotta admit, she did say in her profile that she's an old-fashioned girl!'

'What the... I told the dating agency to send serious candidates only!!'

'I'm a court jester -- my socks aren't supposed to match!'

Unsuitable hospital reading material.

Lost Property: "How can I help?"

The Origin of Laundry Day

Pizza. I found the remote but now I can't find the TV.

Never let your girlfriend pack your parachute.

I'm a 10.5. What, litres?

Classic Film Festival. Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde. I told you it wasn't a buddy movie!

"He began his career as an interior house painter, and stuck with the tools he was comfortable with."

'Your heart's not really in this job, is it?'

"Sold, to the gentleman with the paddle."

'When I asked to go somewhere nice and warm, I didn't mean inside your trendy jumper.'

"The odd thing is that I'm not really a cat person."

"Don't get me wrong, you're a good tiler but maybe you should go back to your old job..."

One day in a boat out in the pacific. . . While at the same exact moment in a slum apartment in Brooklyn, N.Y....

'Missed!' (acrobat holding his partner's gloves)

'...And when the bell rings, come out fighting. But first, please switch your cell phones to 'vibrate.''

"And how would you feel shooting your arrow for a really bad match?"