Mishap Analyst Gifts

Sandwich Fail

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

'I think there was a typo in the lab instructions.'

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 4

Bob realised that he'd had his binoculars back to front.

"You might need to remind Mrs. Sanders it's 'bring your DAUGHTER to work' day."

"Your insurance just called. They don't cover 'having a bad day.'"

'I had the recipe upside down, so it's beefed corn.'

'Anything need fix'n around here? I mean besides the lamp I just broke.'

"The key is to keep the momentum going when you're establishing the base of the snowman..."

"Tell me, do you own a mallet with a rubber shaft?"

"Maybe we should have tried it on the rats first."

'I wish you'd told me your brother worked for the Mirror before we got him to do the wedding pictures.'

"You are going on a long journey, with 2 breakdowns and no..."

It had been a good life, filled with passion and joy, tender bonds, and finally one irretrievable error.

Discus accidents.

'I thought you'd like to know the cat got down from the roof by itself.'

"He had his binoculars back to front!"

Horse accidents

"That? Oh, uh yah...that was Stuart."

"This is not Easter Island. My boat sank before getting there."

"Oh no!"

Miniature Golf.

"Oh no - I've laminated my hand again. . . !!"

'This time you hold the nail!'

Drawing board disaster.

"I count four... and there should be five."

'I see you caught the fish, but the boat got away.'

"I told you to not mix your whites with beets."

Dr Crawford's clich� clinic

A bag of flour squirts into clown's face.