Mishap Manager Gifts

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

'I think there was a typo in the lab instructions.'

"Maybe we should have tried it on the rats first."

'So there I was with the world at my feet - it was then I got frostbite.'

'What did I tell you about keeping bees?'

Never park your golf trolley in inconvenient places.

'Ben's taking fly fishing lessons. There goes his instructor now.'

'Use a tool? I'm not a chimpanzee or a crow, woman...OUCH!'

'Carol! You'd better go down to the yard and see about the cat.'

"Tell me, do you own a mallet with a rubber shaft?"

"Oh no - I've laminated my hand again. . . !!"

"I figured out why your car was pulling to the right."

Murphy's Law Firm.

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

"Your insurance just called. They don't cover 'having a bad day.'"

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 4

Bob realised that he'd had his binoculars back to front.

"You might need to remind Mrs. Sanders it's 'bring your DAUGHTER to work' day."

'Sorry'

'I had the recipe upside down, so it's beefed corn.'

'Anything need fix'n around here? I mean besides the lamp I just broke.'

"The key is to keep the momentum going when you're establishing the base of the snowman..."

'I wish you'd told me your brother worked for the Mirror before we got him to do the wedding pictures.'

"You are going on a long journey, with 2 breakdowns and no..."

It had been a good life, filled with passion and joy, tender bonds, and finally one irretrievable error.

'I thought you'd like to know the cat got down from the roof by itself.'

Discus accidents.

"He had his binoculars back to front!"

"That? Oh, uh yah...that was Stuart."

Horse accidents

'This time you hold the nail!'

"Oh no!"

Miniature Golf.