Mishap Master Gifts

Center for the treatment of shank.

"I told you to not mix your whites with beets."

"Only you could walk into a door at 'doors open'!"

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 4

Bob realised that he'd had his binoculars back to front.

'I wish you'd told me your brother worked for the Mirror before we got him to do the wedding pictures.'

Shooting down a plane. Oops.

'The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your actions.'

'This time you hold the nail!'

'I had the recipe upside down, so it's beefed corn.'

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

'I think there was a typo in the lab instructions.'

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

"You might need to remind Mrs. Sanders it's 'bring your DAUGHTER to work' day."

"Your insurance just called. They don't cover 'having a bad day.'"

"The key is to keep the momentum going when you're establishing the base of the snowman..."

"Tell me, do you own a mallet with a rubber shaft?"

"Maybe we should have tried it on the rats first."

"You are going on a long journey, with 2 breakdowns and no..."

'I thought you'd like to know the cat got down from the roof by itself.'

Discus accidents.

"He had his binoculars back to front!"

It had been a good life, filled with passion and joy, tender bonds, and finally one irretrievable error.

"That? Oh, uh yah...that was Stuart."

Horse accidents

"This is not Easter Island. My boat sank before getting there."

"Maxwell, you idiot! You mailed copies of your last letter to our entire contact list."

"Oh no - I've laminated my hand again. . . !!"

"Oh no!"

Drawing board disaster.

"I count four... and there should be five."

'So there I was with the world at my feet - it was then I got frostbite.'

'I thought I'd try making marmalade. Do we have any marmals?'