Mishap Master Gifts

Center for the treatment of shank.

"I told you to not mix your whites with beets."

"Only you could walk into a door at 'doors open'!"

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 4

Bob realised that he'd had his binoculars back to front.

'I wish you'd told me your brother worked for the Mirror before we got him to do the wedding pictures.'

Shooting down a plane. Oops.

'The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your actions.'

'This time you hold the nail!'

'I had the recipe upside down, so it's beefed corn.'

'Sorry'

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

'I think there was a typo in the lab instructions.'

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

"You might need to remind Mrs. Sanders it's 'bring your DAUGHTER to work' day."

"Your insurance just called. They don't cover 'having a bad day.'"

"The key is to keep the momentum going when you're establishing the base of the snowman..."

"Maybe we should have tried it on the rats first."

"Tell me, do you own a mallet with a rubber shaft?"

"You are going on a long journey, with 2 breakdowns and no..."

Discus accidents.

It had been a good life, filled with passion and joy, tender bonds, and finally one irretrievable error.

'I thought you'd like to know the cat got down from the roof by itself.'

"He had his binoculars back to front!"

Horse accidents

"That? Oh, uh yah...that was Stuart."

"This is not Easter Island. My boat sank before getting there."

"Oh no - I've laminated my hand again. . . !!"

"Oh no!"

"Maxwell, you idiot! You mailed copies of your last letter to our entire contact list."

Drawing board disaster.

'Just had to text and ride, didn't you?'

Dr Crawford's clich� clinic