Mishap Aficionado Gifts

A golfer with broken club looks at divot with ball on it.

'Move back a little Fred....Fred!?!'

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

'I think there was a typo in the lab instructions.'

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

"You might need to remind Mrs. Sanders it's 'bring your DAUGHTER to work' day."

"Your insurance just called. They don't cover 'having a bad day.'"

Bob realised that he'd had his binoculars back to front.

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 4

'I had the recipe upside down, so it's beefed corn.'

'Sorry'

"The key is to keep the momentum going when you're establishing the base of the snowman..."

"Maybe we should have tried it on the rats first."

"Tell me, do you own a mallet with a rubber shaft?"

'I wish you'd told me your brother worked for the Mirror before we got him to do the wedding pictures.'

Discus accidents.

It had been a good life, filled with passion and joy, tender bonds, and finally one irretrievable error.

'I thought you'd like to know the cat got down from the roof by itself.'

"He had his binoculars back to front!"

Horse accidents

"That? Oh, uh yah...that was Stuart."

"This is not Easter Island. My boat sank before getting there."

"Oh no!"

Miniature Golf.

"Oh no - I've laminated my hand again. . . !!"

"Maxwell, you idiot! You mailed copies of your last letter to our entire contact list."

'This time you hold the nail!'

Drawing board disaster.

'Just had to text and ride, didn't you?'

'I see you caught the fish, but the boat got away.'

Dr Crawford's clich� clinic

'Oh look! We must be coming into land at Heathrow.'

"I count four... and there should be five."