Mishap Lover Gifts

'His bait got away.'

Race starter shooting Cameraman with starting gun

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

"You might need to remind Mrs. Sanders it's 'bring your DAUGHTER to work' day."

"Your insurance just called. They don't cover 'having a bad day.'"

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 4

Bob realised that he'd had his binoculars back to front.

'I had the recipe upside down, so it's beefed corn.'

'I wish you'd told me your brother worked for the Mirror before we got him to do the wedding pictures.'

"The key is to keep the momentum going when you're establishing the base of the snowman..."

It had been a good life, filled with passion and joy, tender bonds, and finally one irretrievable error.

'I thought you'd like to know the cat got down from the roof by itself.'

"He had his binoculars back to front!"

Discus accidents.

Horse accidents

"That? Oh, uh yah...that was Stuart."

Miniature Golf.

"Maxwell, you idiot! You mailed copies of your last letter to our entire contact list."

"This is not Easter Island. My boat sank before getting there."

"Oh no!"

'This time you hold the nail!'

Drawing board disaster.

A bag of flour squirts into clown's face.

Welcome to Exclamation Point: Scenic Rest Area.

Dr Crawford's clich� clinic

'I see you caught the fish, but the boat got away.'

'I was let down by the old bouncy castle.'

'I thought I'd try making marmalade. Do we have any marmals?'

"I told you to not mix your whites with beets."

'Oh look! We must be coming into land at Heathrow.'

'The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your actions.'

"I count four... and there should be five."