Mishap Lover Gifts

'His bait got away.'

Race starter shooting Cameraman with starting gun

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 4

Bob realised that he'd had his binoculars back to front.

"Your insurance just called. They don't cover 'having a bad day.'"

"You might need to remind Mrs. Sanders it's 'bring your DAUGHTER to work' day."

'I had the recipe upside down, so it's beefed corn.'

'Sorry'

'I wish you'd told me your brother worked for the Mirror before we got him to do the wedding pictures.'

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 8

"The key is to keep the momentum going when you're establishing the base of the snowman..."

'I thought you'd like to know the cat got down from the roof by itself.'

Discus accidents.

It had been a good life, filled with passion and joy, tender bonds, and finally one irretrievable error.

"He had his binoculars back to front!"

Horse accidents

"That? Oh, uh yah...that was Stuart."

"Oh no!"

"Maxwell, you idiot! You mailed copies of your last letter to our entire contact list."

'This time you hold the nail!'

Miniature Golf.

"This is not Easter Island. My boat sank before getting there."

'Just had to text and ride, didn't you?'

Drawing board disaster.

A bag of flour squirts into clown's face.

"I count four... and there should be five."

'I see you caught the fish, but the boat got away.'

Dr Crawford's clich� clinic

"I told you to not mix your whites with beets."

Man casting a fly rod and taking his partners face off

'The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your actions.'

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