Mishap Appreciator Gifts

Bernie's slippers always seem to work just fine.

"Relax. I just nicked myself shaving this morning"

Coffee.

Man casting a fly rod and taking his partners face off

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

"You might need to remind Mrs. Sanders it's 'bring your DAUGHTER to work' day."

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 4

Bob realised that he'd had his binoculars back to front.

"Your insurance just called. They don't cover 'having a bad day.'"

'I had the recipe upside down, so it's beefed corn.'

'Sorry'

'I wish you'd told me your brother worked for the Mirror before we got him to do the wedding pictures.'

"The key is to keep the momentum going when you're establishing the base of the snowman..."

"You are going on a long journey, with 2 breakdowns and no..."

Discus accidents.

'I thought you'd like to know the cat got down from the roof by itself.'

It had been a good life, filled with passion and joy, tender bonds, and finally one irretrievable error.

"He had his binoculars back to front!"

"That? Oh, uh yah...that was Stuart."

Horse accidents

"Maxwell, you idiot! You mailed copies of your last letter to our entire contact list."

'This time you hold the nail!'

Troubles with a vacuum cleaner

"This is not Easter Island. My boat sank before getting there."

Miniature Golf.

Drawing board disaster.

'Just had to text and ride, didn't you?'

Welcome to Exclamation Point: Scenic Rest Area.

"I count four... and there should be five."

'I see you caught the fish, but the boat got away.'

'Oh look! We must be coming into land at Heathrow.'

'I was let down by the old bouncy castle.'

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