Mishap Admirer Gifts

Horse accidents

"Did I forget my gloves in here?"

'Son of a.... Now where'd THAT one go?'

Watch Tower strip 1 - Kettle instead of helmet on

'Hank's fifteen minutes of fame and most embarrassing moment at the same time.'

"You never said anything about yelling "Fore"."

"This is not Easter Island. My boat sank before getting there."

Skiing and Paragliding Accident

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 4

Bob realised that he'd had his binoculars back to front.

"Your insurance just called. They don't cover 'having a bad day.'"

"You might need to remind Mrs. Sanders it's 'bring your DAUGHTER to work' day."

'I had the recipe upside down, so it's beefed corn.'

'Sorry'

'I wish you'd told me your brother worked for the Mirror before we got him to do the wedding pictures.'

"The key is to keep the momentum going when you're establishing the base of the snowman..."

It had been a good life, filled with passion and joy, tender bonds, and finally one irretrievable error.

'I thought you'd like to know the cat got down from the roof by itself.'

"He had his binoculars back to front!"

Discus accidents.

"Maxwell, you idiot! You mailed copies of your last letter to our entire contact list."

'This time you hold the nail!'

"Oh no!"

Miniature Golf.

'Just had to text and ride, didn't you?'

Drawing board disaster.

"I count four... and there should be five."

Welcome to Exclamation Point: Scenic Rest Area.

'I see you caught the fish, but the boat got away.'

'The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your actions.'

Dr Crawford's clich� clinic

"I told you to not mix your whites with beets."