Mishap Admirer Gifts

Horse accidents

"Did I forget my gloves in here?"

'Son of a.... Now where'd THAT one go?'

Watch Tower strip 1 - Kettle instead of helmet on

'Hank's fifteen minutes of fame and most embarrassing moment at the same time.'

"You never said anything about yelling "Fore"."

"This is not Easter Island. My boat sank before getting there."

Skiing and Paragliding Accident

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 4

Bob realised that he'd had his binoculars back to front.

"Your insurance just called. They don't cover 'having a bad day.'"

"You might need to remind Mrs. Sanders it's 'bring your DAUGHTER to work' day."

'I had the recipe upside down, so it's beefed corn.'

'I wish you'd told me your brother worked for the Mirror before we got him to do the wedding pictures.'

"The key is to keep the momentum going when you're establishing the base of the snowman..."

It had been a good life, filled with passion and joy, tender bonds, and finally one irretrievable error.

"He had his binoculars back to front!"

Discus accidents.

'I thought you'd like to know the cat got down from the roof by itself.'

Miniature Golf.

"Maxwell, you idiot! You mailed copies of your last letter to our entire contact list."

'This time you hold the nail!'

"Oh no!"

Drawing board disaster.

'I was let down by the old bouncy castle.'

Welcome to Exclamation Point: Scenic Rest Area.

'Oh look! We must be coming into land at Heathrow.'

'The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your actions.'

A bag of flour squirts into clown's face.

'I thought I'd try making marmalade. Do we have any marmals?'

"I count four... and there should be five."

Distracted by the Senator's mesmerizing speech, Willard inadvertently pushes the wrong button.