Mishap Enthusiast Gifts

Procedures

'Just had to text and ride, didn't you?'

One man's fishing line passes through other man's ear.

Pam discovers the perils of practising Nei Gong in the kitchen after accidentally linking her Dan Tien to the washing machine cycle.

'How many times did I say it? Rex, I said, don't go too close to the cliff.'

Skier chasing his skis down the slope.

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

Barber Cleaning Up Hair and an Ear

"I nearly went blind drinking coffee. I'd left the spoon in the cup..!"

"Yikes! That's gotta hurt!"

Welcome to Exclamation Point: Scenic Rest Area.

"I'm not as dumb as you think."

"I count four... and there should be five."

"He had his binoculars back to front!"

A concrete crew is pouring concrete over foreman.

'Oh look! We must be coming into land at Heathrow.'

"You're still pulling back too hard on the bowstring"

Dr Crawford's clich� clinic

It had been a good life, filled with passion and joy, tender bonds, and finally one irretrievable error.

'Yesterday he invented the wheel, today it rolled over his foot.'

Stepping on rake in the middle of the desert.

Discus accidents.

'I thought you'd like to know the cat got down from the roof by itself.'

A bag of flour squirts into clown's face.

Man having dinner in a restaurant

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 4

Bob realised that he'd had his binoculars back to front.

"You might need to remind Mrs. Sanders it's 'bring your DAUGHTER to work' day."

"Your insurance just called. They don't cover 'having a bad day.'"

'I had the recipe upside down, so it's beefed corn.'

'Sorry'

"The key is to keep the momentum going when you're establishing the base of the snowman..."

'I wish you'd told me your brother worked for the Mirror before we got him to do the wedding pictures.'