Mishap Story Lover Gifts

"Maxwell, you idiot! You mailed copies of your last letter to our entire contact list."

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 4

Bob realised that he'd had his binoculars back to front.

"Your insurance just called. They don't cover 'having a bad day.'"

"You might need to remind Mrs. Sanders it's 'bring your DAUGHTER to work' day."

'I had the recipe upside down, so it's beefed corn.'

'No! That's not a wall safe, it's a porthole!'

'I wish you'd told me your brother worked for the Mirror before we got him to do the wedding pictures.'

"The key is to keep the momentum going when you're establishing the base of the snowman..."

"You are going on a long journey, with 2 breakdowns and no..."

"It's the first responders wondering when you'll be needing their services this weekend..."

'I thought you'd like to know the cat got down from the roof by itself.'

Discus accidents.

It had been a good life, filled with passion and joy, tender bonds, and finally one irretrievable error.

"He had his binoculars back to front!"

"That? Oh, uh yah...that was Stuart."

Horse accidents

"This is not Easter Island. My boat sank before getting there."

Workplace 17 Days Without An Accident

Troubles with a vacuum cleaner

'This time you hold the nail!'

Miniature Golf.

Drawing board disaster.

Dr Crawford's clich� clinic

'Oh look! We must be coming into land at Heathrow.'

"I told you to not mix your whites with beets."

Man casting a fly rod and taking his partners face off

'I see you caught the fish, but the boat got away.'

"I count four... and there should be five."

'I was let down by the old bouncy castle.'