Mishap Story Lover Gifts

"Maxwell, you idiot! You mailed copies of your last letter to our entire contact list."

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

"You might need to remind Mrs. Sanders it's 'bring your DAUGHTER to work' day."

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 4

Bob realised that he'd had his binoculars back to front.

"Your insurance just called. They don't cover 'having a bad day.'"

'I had the recipe upside down, so it's beefed corn.'

'Sorry'

'No! That's not a wall safe, it's a porthole!'

"The key is to keep the momentum going when you're establishing the base of the snowman..."

'I wish you'd told me your brother worked for the Mirror before we got him to do the wedding pictures.'

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 8

"You are going on a long journey, with 2 breakdowns and no..."

Discus accidents.

It had been a good life, filled with passion and joy, tender bonds, and finally one irretrievable error.

"It's the first responders wondering when you'll be needing their services this weekend..."

"He had his binoculars back to front!"

'I thought you'd like to know the cat got down from the roof by itself.'

Horse accidents

"That? Oh, uh yah...that was Stuart."

Workplace 17 Days Without An Accident

Miniature Golf.

"This is not Easter Island. My boat sank before getting there."

Troubles with a vacuum cleaner

'This time you hold the nail!'

'Just had to text and ride, didn't you?'

Drawing board disaster.

A bag of flour squirts into clown's face.

"I told you to not mix your whites with beets."

'Oh look! We must be coming into land at Heathrow.'

'I see you caught the fish, but the boat got away.'

'I was let down by the old bouncy castle.'

Dr Crawford's clich� clinic