Mishap Storyteller Gifts

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

'I see you caught the fish, but the boat got away.'

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

'I think there was a typo in the lab instructions.'

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 4

Bob realised that he'd had his binoculars back to front.

"You might need to remind Mrs. Sanders it's 'bring your DAUGHTER to work' day."

'I had the recipe upside down, so it's beefed corn.'

'Sorry'

'I wish you'd told me your brother worked for the Mirror before we got him to do the wedding pictures.'

"Maybe we should have tried it on the rats first."

"The key is to keep the momentum going when you're establishing the base of the snowman..."

"Tell me, do you own a mallet with a rubber shaft?"

"You are going on a long journey, with 2 breakdowns and no..."

'I thought you'd like to know the cat got down from the roof by itself.'

"He had his binoculars back to front!"

It had been a good life, filled with passion and joy, tender bonds, and finally one irretrievable error.

Discus accidents.

Horse accidents

"That? Oh, uh yah...that was Stuart."

Miniature Golf.

"Maxwell, you idiot! You mailed copies of your last letter to our entire contact list."

"This is not Easter Island. My boat sank before getting there."

'This time you hold the nail!'

"Oh no!"

Troubles with a vacuum cleaner

"Oh no - I've laminated my hand again. . . !!"

Drawing board disaster.

'Just had to text and ride, didn't you?'

"I told you to not mix your whites with beets."

'So there I was with the world at my feet - it was then I got frostbite.'

A bag of flour squirts into clown's face.

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