Mishap Storyteller Gifts

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

'I see you caught the fish, but the boat got away.'

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

'I think there was a typo in the lab instructions.'

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 4

Bob realised that he'd had his binoculars back to front.

"You might need to remind Mrs. Sanders it's 'bring your DAUGHTER to work' day."

'I had the recipe upside down, so it's beefed corn.'

"Tell me, do you own a mallet with a rubber shaft?"

'I wish you'd told me your brother worked for the Mirror before we got him to do the wedding pictures.'

"Maybe we should have tried it on the rats first."

"The key is to keep the momentum going when you're establishing the base of the snowman..."

"You are going on a long journey, with 2 breakdowns and no..."

'I thought you'd like to know the cat got down from the roof by itself.'

"He had his binoculars back to front!"

It had been a good life, filled with passion and joy, tender bonds, and finally one irretrievable error.

Discus accidents.

"That? Oh, uh yah...that was Stuart."

Horse accidents

"Oh no!"

Miniature Golf.

'This time you hold the nail!'

"Maxwell, you idiot! You mailed copies of your last letter to our entire contact list."

"Oh no - I've laminated my hand again. . . !!"

"This is not Easter Island. My boat sank before getting there."

Troubles with a vacuum cleaner

Drawing board disaster.

Welcome to Exclamation Point: Scenic Rest Area.

'Oh look! We must be coming into land at Heathrow.'

'So there I was with the world at my feet - it was then I got frostbite.'

'The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your actions.'

A bag of flour squirts into clown's face.

"I told you to not mix your whites with beets."