Mishap Navigator Gifts

"You are going on a long journey, with 2 breakdowns and no..."

Support group for the accident-prone: Watch Your Step

"When I said drop the anchor I meant outside the yacht."

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

'I think there was a typo in the lab instructions.'

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 4

"Your insurance just called. They don't cover 'having a bad day.'"

Bob realised that he'd had his binoculars back to front.

"You might need to remind Mrs. Sanders it's 'bring your DAUGHTER to work' day."

'I had the recipe upside down, so it's beefed corn.'

'Anything need fix'n around here? I mean besides the lamp I just broke.'

"Tell me, do you own a mallet with a rubber shaft?"

"Maybe we should have tried it on the rats first."

"The key is to keep the momentum going when you're establishing the base of the snowman..."

'I wish you'd told me your brother worked for the Mirror before we got him to do the wedding pictures.'

"He had his binoculars back to front!"

Discus accidents.

'I thought you'd like to know the cat got down from the roof by itself.'

It had been a good life, filled with passion and joy, tender bonds, and finally one irretrievable error.

Horse accidents

"That? Oh, uh yah...that was Stuart."

"This is not Easter Island. My boat sank before getting there."

"Oh no!"

"Oh no - I've laminated my hand again. . . !!"

"Maxwell, you idiot! You mailed copies of your last letter to our entire contact list."

'This time you hold the nail!'

Drawing board disaster.

"I told you to not mix your whites with beets."

Welcome to Exclamation Point: Scenic Rest Area.

'I see you caught the fish, but the boat got away.'

'Oh look! We must be coming into land at Heathrow.'

Dr Crawford's clich� clinic