Misery Lover Pillows

'Since I'm new here, let's start by clearning the air. You may have noticed that I'm short for a C.E.O. . .'

'...And here we have the 'Laugher Curve.''

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

Express Barber Chair for Chemo Patients

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

'Your reflexes are still good!'

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

Crowded Ice Fishing

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

Crab with a clown face.

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

'The girls must be feeling better...'

'Since laughter is the best medicine, I have a joke, Hee, Hee, Haw,Ha!...that could simply wipe out your Infectious Mononucleosis!'

"The bear whose porridge was too hot...did he sue?"

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

"Well, I finally figured out why we were going to the vet so often for check ups! He finally plucked up the courage to ask her out!"

'No need for pump action, Al - it's the wife.'

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

"Which one's yours?"

Laughter Is The Best Medicine

'Wow, I sure got a lot of mail today!'

'Oh, I don't have a problem, doc. My friend here has a problem.'

The Drone

"Better to have had ice cream and lost it than never to have had ice cream at all."

A man at a cocktail party wears a nametag that reads "Trouble".