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"So what brings you to this godforsaken end of the bar?"

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

'Since I'm new here, let's start by clearning the air. You may have noticed that I'm short for a C.E.O. . .'

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'...And here we have the 'Laugher Curve.''

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

Crab with a clown face.

'Your reflexes are still good!'

Crowded Ice Fishing

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

'Since laughter is the best medicine, I have a joke, Hee, Hee, Haw,Ha!...that could simply wipe out your Infectious Mononucleosis!'

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

Stephen Fry

"The bear whose porridge was too hot...did he sue?"

'The girls must be feeling better...'

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

'No need for pump action, Al - it's the wife.'

"Well, I finally figured out why we were going to the vet so often for check ups! He finally plucked up the courage to ask her out!"

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

"Which one's yours?"

Apothecary. Tell us what ails you. We'll concoct a chemical mix to dissolve in water which will fix you. Every problem has solution!

That's not what I meant when I suggested you get an exercise machine.

Laughter Is The Best Medicine

'Wow, I sure got a lot of mail today!'

'Oh, I don't have a problem, doc. My friend here has a problem.'

Only Clowns

A man at a cocktail party wears a nametag that reads "Trouble".