Mirage Lover Pillows

Mine or wishing well?

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

"Er – if you young people don't mind, I have a few things to do now. Perhaps you have a hotel or somewhere to go?"

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

'My husband is very sensitive. He cries when he sees sunsets, old romantic films, and falling values of his 401(k)'

Primitive magician

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

Moses as a child.

"Its been on the market for over two years. The estate agent reckons it's something to do with negative edibility!"

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

"Are there any here today who feel this union is not in the best interests of baseball?"

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

The Thinker / The Kiss.

Cut out and keep your own Fairy Godmother.

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

"You'll build another bug collection in no time."

Happiness is a cuddle woolen pullover on a cold winter day.

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

Mermaids in love

Snake Eyes

'This way, we'll always have rose petals on the bed. Pretty romantic, huh?'

"Which one's yours?"

'I've got it made in the shade. What worries me is sunshine.'

"At least she's reading."

"Well, I'm sorry. The 3 wishes I'm granting can't exceed the annual exclusion of $14,000."

Child buys 'Dracula doll': Keep in box until sunset.

Merry Kissmas

"As a dental hygienist, the first thing I noticed was your smile."