Mirage Lover Prints

Mine or wishing well?

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

"Er – if you young people don't mind, I have a few things to do now. Perhaps you have a hotel or somewhere to go?"

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

Primitive magician

'My husband is very sensitive. He cries when he sees sunsets, old romantic films, and falling values of his 401(k)'

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

Moses as a child.

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

"Are there any here today who feel this union is not in the best interests of baseball?"

"Its been on the market for over two years. The estate agent reckons it's something to do with negative edibility!"

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

The Thinker / The Kiss.

Cut out and keep your own Fairy Godmother.

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

'This way, we'll always have rose petals on the bed. Pretty romantic, huh?'

"You'll build another bug collection in no time."

Happiness is a cuddle woolen pullover on a cold winter day.

Mermaids in love

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

"Which one's yours?"

Snake Eyes

'I've got it made in the shade. What worries me is sunshine.'

"Well, I'm sorry. The 3 wishes I'm granting can't exceed the annual exclusion of $14,000."

Child buys 'Dracula doll': Keep in box until sunset.

"At least she's reading."

"No guarantees, right?"

Merry Kissmas