Miracle Lover Prints

'Wow! How'd that Moses kid shovel our driveway so fast?'

Water into Sports Drink.

"Look ere, JC, if you carry on with this changing water into wine shtick, there's plent of lads out there willing to do you!"

"Come on, man. Now you're just showing off."

'Do you want to try that again?'

Moses Parting the Dead Sea

Jesus fishing and walking on water.

Moses as a child.

If Jesus had to find himself a job...

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

Edgar Allen Poe

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

hard-boiled egg...

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

"Elementary, my dear Watson- the cartoonist did it."

Bermuda Triangles

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

Joan Hickson

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

$1: Family Secrets

Fishing with God

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

Tiny Visions

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

'Forget the DaVinci Code! I'm still trying to crack the tax code!'

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

Primitive magician

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

Pastorius wonders why.

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.