Miracle Lovers Prints

'Loaves and fishes?! Haven't we anything for wheat intolerant vegans?!'

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

"Here we are."

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

Primitive magician

Tiny Visions

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

Detective and child follow footprints using magnifying glasses.

"Its been on the market for over two years. The estate agent reckons it's something to do with negative edibility!"

"And the award for the best use of AI in a movie goes to..."

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

Moses as a child.

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

'Well, that's just great...you can part the Red Sea, but you can't open a jar of pickles for me!'

Cut out and keep your own Fairy Godmother.

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

"This is a little awkward, but you've been our guest for a while now, and we all have work in the morning..."

"You'll build another bug collection in no time."

Conspiracy Theory Bookstore: JFK, Princess Di, and Osama Bin Laden.

A likely story - lost his waterskis in a poker game !

"Which one's yours?"

Beware of the Cat.

"The DNA sample from the mink fibres found in the suspect's car matched the DNA sample from the mink coat found at the scene of the crime, so I'm thinking, maybe these minks were twins?"

"Well, I'm sorry. The 3 wishes I'm granting can't exceed the annual exclusion of $14,000."

"At least she's reading."

"My creative writing professor suggested that I write about what I know...from my own experience!"