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"So you once parted the Red Sea, what have you done lately?"

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

The tooth fairy.

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water."

Tiny Visions

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

Birds Following Witch.

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

'Sorry... I never kiss on the first date.'

"It'll take three wishes to get less cream cheese on your bagels in New York."

"Devi's brew?"

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

Traffic Cone Monsters

'Well, that's just great...you can part the Red Sea, but you can't open a jar of pickles for me!'

"Define fair."

'You're going on a long journey. Have you got an OAP's bus pass?'

Ta Da!...

A likely story - lost his waterskis in a poker game !

Fairy Library - Hop o' my Thumb Title Page

'This stuff is all well and good son, but when are you going to get a proper job?'

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

"Well, how was I supposed to know you were saving them for something special?"

"That's my boy!"

"So, how's your other half?"

'I don't get it, I've only served that guy water all evening.'

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.

David Blaine, Age 60