Miracle Lovers Gifts

'Loaves and fishes?! Haven't we anything for wheat intolerant vegans?!'

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

"Here we are."

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

Tiny Visions

Primitive magician

"Why did we run out of wine?! I'll tell you why...Mary's son brought 12 of his friends who crashed the wedding party! That's why!"

Detective and child follow footprints using magnifying glasses.

Moses as a child.

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

"Its been on the market for over two years. The estate agent reckons it's something to do with negative edibility!"

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

"And the award for the best use of AI in a movie goes to..."

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

'Well, that's just great...you can part the Red Sea, but you can't open a jar of pickles for me!'

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

Cut out and keep your own Fairy Godmother.

A likely story - lost his waterskis in a poker game !

"Which one's yours?"

Conspiracy Theory Bookstore: JFK, Princess Di, and Osama Bin Laden.

"You'll build another bug collection in no time."

'If anybody here knows why these two should not be wed...'

Beware of the Cat.

"This is a little awkward, but you've been our guest for a while now, and we all have work in the morning..."

"The DNA sample from the mink fibres found in the suspect's car matched the DNA sample from the mink coat found at the scene of the crime, so I'm thinking, maybe these minks were twins?"

"At least she's reading."

"Well, I'm sorry. The 3 wishes I'm granting can't exceed the annual exclusion of $14,000."