Miscommunication Explorers Gifts

Dyslexic Doomsayers.

"...But I don't want to get in the back Norma, I want to stay in the front with you"

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

"So tell me, Wallace. Has someone gobbled up my Viagra again?" "No. Wait. I thought they were delicious candy mints!"

"When you promised me 'a set of wheels', I assumed a company car."

'Dad's cell-phone!! I'm going to call the moon!!'

"Here's another fine mess you've gotten us into."

"Ding dong means the witch is dead. Ding ding means dinner is ready."

"The key is to keep the momentum going when you're establishing the base of the snowman..."

'I meant bring your fishing tackle.'

"Excuse me, but it's GREG, Greg Chalmers."

'Jeremy, why can't we talk instead of you bottling things up all the time?'

'Not scream, you morons! I said screen pass! Set up a screen pass!'

"When you said you were taking me south on vacation I assumed you meant to the tropics."

Public Meetings: 'If you check the guide it's clear that you only need to say 'chair'.'

"No, what I said was we need more stakeholders."

Shoot...not literally, of course.

'Chapman, you misunderstood what I said about the Clark account. I said mull it over.'

'No, I mean, what's a 'letter'?'

"Just wanted to make sure you said no mayo that way I'll know to give you extra."

"My mistake Guvnor - I thought you said CRAP circles!"

'Oh, your mouth is saying 'Bow wow', Dolores, but your eyes are saying 'Woof'!'

'I did not call you a 'bar fly'! I said; 'I'll be back, briefly'.'

'I said Mascarpone not Mask A Pony!'

"I'm not sure you see my point of view..." "From down here I'd say that's probably true!"

"You said you wanted an Easter-related present."