Miscommunication Mishaps Gifts

"Yes, this is Mr. Potus ...no, not the President of the United States."

So, if you don't get this mail because I wrote the wrong address again, please reply to me a.s.a.p. Best, Bob

"I meant the dog!"

"When you promised me 'a set of wheels', I assumed a company car."

"So tell me, Wallace. Has someone gobbled up my Viagra again?" "No. Wait. I thought they were delicious candy mints!"

"Here's another fine mess you've gotten us into."

Unknown historical typos: Isaac Newton presser, 1687

"The key is to keep the momentum going when you're establishing the base of the snowman..."

"Ding dong means the witch is dead. Ding ding means dinner is ready."

'I meant bring your fishing tackle.'

After years of chasing and fighting they discovered it was all just a misunderstanding.

"This is not what I meant when I said 'let's chill'."

"Excuse me, but it's GREG, Greg Chalmers."

"For the last time, 'port' is left, 'starboard' is right!"

Jude completely misunderstands his doctor's request for a stool sample.

'Deputy, I asked 'when are you going to a restaurant?' Not 'arrest your aunt'.'

"OK, you're right. It does say take 2 tablets by mouth."

"When you said you were taking me south on vacation I assumed you meant to the tropics."

'You know that's not what I meant when I asked you to take the dog out!'

"No, what I said was we need more stakeholders."

"...But I don't want to get in the back Norma, I want to stay in the front with you"

'Sir, I'm an estate agent. Not a showbiz agent.'

Dyslexic Doomsayers.

Shoot...not literally, of course.

'Chapman, you misunderstood what I said about the Clark account. I said mull it over.'

"Just wanted to make sure you said no mayo that way I'll know to give you extra."

"What makes you think you can patronize me?"

'Okay I'll admit you do look foolish but on positive side you were only one letter out!'

"You said you wanted an Easter-related present."

'You are a fool...I said 'Why don't you wear a BANDANA!'