Miscommunication Mishaps Mugs

"Yes, this is Mr. Potus ...no, not the President of the United States."

So, if you don't get this mail because I wrote the wrong address again, please reply to me a.s.a.p. Best, Bob

"I meant the dog!"

"When you promised me 'a set of wheels', I assumed a company car."

"So tell me, Wallace. Has someone gobbled up my Viagra again?" "No. Wait. I thought they were delicious candy mints!"

"The key is to keep the momentum going when you're establishing the base of the snowman..."

"Ding dong means the witch is dead. Ding ding means dinner is ready."

Unknown historical typos: Isaac Newton presser, 1687

"Here's another fine mess you've gotten us into."

'I meant bring your fishing tackle.'

After years of chasing and fighting they discovered it was all just a misunderstanding.

"Excuse me, but it's GREG, Greg Chalmers."

"For the last time, 'port' is left, 'starboard' is right!"

Jude completely misunderstands his doctor's request for a stool sample.

"This is not what I meant when I said 'let's chill'."

'Deputy, I asked 'when are you going to a restaurant?' Not 'arrest your aunt'.'

'You know that's not what I meant when I asked you to take the dog out!'

"OK, you're right. It does say take 2 tablets by mouth."

When you said it was a place with women and a bar I didn't think you meant a ballet class.

Look, XYXX! They're friendly!

"When you said you were taking me south on vacation I assumed you meant to the tropics."

"No, what I said was we need more stakeholders."

"Aunt Mary, I think you may not have heard me right. I requested a bundt cake."

Sea kelp? I said "seek help"!

"What makes you think you can patronize me?"

'Sir, I'm an estate agent. Not a showbiz agent.'

"...But I don't want to get in the back Norma, I want to stay in the front with you"

Shoot...not literally, of course.

Dyslexic Doomsayers.

'Chapman, you misunderstood what I said about the Clark account. I said mull it over.'

"Just wanted to make sure you said no mayo that way I'll know to give you extra."

'Okay I'll admit you do look foolish but on positive side you were only one letter out!'

The Embarrassment of Van Gogh

You were right -- She's not trying to high-five us!

'I gave you permission to Skype my class, not skip it.'