Miscommunication Explorers Mugs

Dyslexic Doomsayers.

"...But I don't want to get in the back Norma, I want to stay in the front with you"

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

Debbie greatly misinterpreted the marriage counselor's suggestion that she and Tom have a monthly 'date night.'

"When you promised me 'a set of wheels', I assumed a company car."

"Fulfilling others on Thanksgiving is pretty good advice, wouldn't you say?"

"So tell me, Wallace. Has someone gobbled up my Viagra again?" "No. Wait. I thought they were delicious candy mints!"

"The key is to keep the momentum going when you're establishing the base of the snowman..."

"Here's another fine mess you've gotten us into."

"Ding dong means the witch is dead. Ding ding means dinner is ready."

'Dad's cell-phone!! I'm going to call the moon!!'

'I meant bring your fishing tackle.'

"Excuse me, but it's GREG, Greg Chalmers."

'Not scream, you morons! I said screen pass! Set up a screen pass!'

'Jeremy, why can't we talk instead of you bottling things up all the time?'

"When you said you were taking me south on vacation I assumed you meant to the tropics."

Look, XYXX! They're friendly!

Public Meetings: 'If you check the guide it's clear that you only need to say 'chair'.'

"No, what I said was we need more stakeholders."

'No, I mean, what's a 'letter'?'

'Chapman, you misunderstood what I said about the Clark account. I said mull it over.'

Shoot...not literally, of course.

Sea kelp? I said "seek help"!

"Just wanted to make sure you said no mayo that way I'll know to give you extra."

The Embarrassment of Van Gogh

"Perhaps I should clarify. When I said to drink plenty of fluids ..."

Sorry about the hug. I thought your sign meant, "I love you, too."

"Not bad, but I said, 'Stay'."

'I did not call you a 'bar fly'! I said; 'I'll be back, briefly'.'

'I said Mascarpone not Mask A Pony!'

'Oh, your mouth is saying 'Bow wow', Dolores, but your eyes are saying 'Woof'!'

"You said you wanted an Easter-related present."

"I'm not sure you see my point of view..." "From down here I'd say that's probably true!"

When I said, Do you want to go out> I meant to pee, not on a date.

Come back, sir! "Leave room for cream" was a question, not directions.