Miscommunication Navigator Gifts

"Come to think of it, I don't remember what you were upset about either."

"So tell me, Wallace. Has someone gobbled up my Viagra again?" "No. Wait. I thought they were delicious candy mints!"

"When you promised me 'a set of wheels', I assumed a company car."

Communication Breakdowns

"Ding dong means the witch is dead. Ding ding means dinner is ready."

"They say you shouldn't go to bed angry, so let's have it out right now before we go to sleep!"

"The key is to keep the momentum going when you're establishing the base of the snowman..."

"Here's another fine mess you've gotten us into."

'I meant bring your fishing tackle.'

"Elective surgery? But I'm not even registered to vote!"

'She's throwing a dinner party - Just for me...'

"Excuse me, but it's GREG, Greg Chalmers."

'Not scream, you morons! I said screen pass! Set up a screen pass!'

Public Meetings: 'If you check the guide it's clear that you only need to say 'chair'.'

"When you said you were taking me south on vacation I assumed you meant to the tropics."

"No, what I said was we need more stakeholders."

Shoot...not literally, of course.

"There's a man at the door with a wooden leg."

Dyslexic Doomsayers.

"Just wanted to make sure you said no mayo that way I'll know to give you extra."

"...But I don't want to get in the back Norma, I want to stay in the front with you"

'Chapman, you misunderstood what I said about the Clark account. I said mull it over.'

"Honey, I got a brand-new bow for our car!"

'Oh, your mouth is saying 'Bow wow', Dolores, but your eyes are saying 'Woof'!'

"I'm not sure you see my point of view..." "From down here I'd say that's probably true!"

"You said you wanted an Easter-related present."