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"Come to think of it, I don't remember what you were upset about either."

Staff. Manager. So then you must say "I refuse to lift weights." Hey, that's not what I expected when I hired you to be a resistance training instructor!

"I thought you said I needed to get some 'extra size'."

Debbie greatly misinterpreted the marriage counselor's suggestion that she and Tom have a monthly 'date night.'

"So tell me, Wallace. Has someone gobbled up my Viagra again?" "No. Wait. I thought they were delicious candy mints!"

"When you promised me 'a set of wheels', I assumed a company car."

"Fulfilling others on Thanksgiving is pretty good advice, wouldn't you say?"

Communication Breakdowns

"Ding dong means the witch is dead. Ding ding means dinner is ready."

"The key is to keep the momentum going when you're establishing the base of the snowman..."

"They say you shouldn't go to bed angry, so let's have it out right now before we go to sleep!"

"Here's another fine mess you've gotten us into."

'I meant bring your fishing tackle.'

"Elective surgery? But I'm not even registered to vote!"

"Excuse me, but it's GREG, Greg Chalmers."

'She's throwing a dinner party - Just for me...'

'Not scream, you morons! I said screen pass! Set up a screen pass!'

"When you said you were taking me south on vacation I assumed you meant to the tropics."

Your lips still say "No," but you started out with six exclamation points above your head and now you're down to one. !

Public Meetings: 'If you check the guide it's clear that you only need to say 'chair'.'

"No, what I said was we need more stakeholders."

Sea kelp? I said "seek help"!

"There's a man at the door with a wooden leg."

Shoot...not literally, of course.

"...But I don't want to get in the back Norma, I want to stay in the front with you"

'Chapman, you misunderstood what I said about the Clark account. I said mull it over.'

Dyslexic Doomsayers.

"Just wanted to make sure you said no mayo that way I'll know to give you extra."

The Embarrassment of Van Gogh

"Not bad, but I said, 'Stay'."

'Oh, your mouth is saying 'Bow wow', Dolores, but your eyes are saying 'Woof'!'

When I said, Do you want to go out> I meant to pee, not on a date.

You were right -- She's not trying to high-five us!

"I'm not sure you see my point of view..." "From down here I'd say that's probably true!"

"You said you wanted an Easter-related present."