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"Okay, let's star with something you have in common." "We're both not talking to each other."

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

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'I don't like our new copier, it sliced my report into hundreds of tiny strips.'

"Everything you say (or don't say) matters. Choose your words and intentions carefully."

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

Network Extending from Buttonhole

When at a loss for words Colin would often resort to communicating through the medium of contemporary dance.

With the aid of a tactical dictionary, and was finally able to make sense of what the salesman was saying.

"Men can keep a secret, but it takes a woman to tell them that it was supposed to be a secret!"

'Sir, your tweeting coach is here.'

'Do you have 4G up here?'

"It's not who you know, it's how you use them."

"Hi, I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn."

'Here comes the 64-bit local bus.'

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"I never saw 'Cheers,' so I won't miss 'Cheers.'"

"Are you sure you updated the anti-virus software?"

'She just won't speak to me!'

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"Is there someone have called Frobisher?"

"They say you shouldn't go to bed angry, so let's have it out right now before we go to sleep!"

"I try to lay low after making unpopular business decisions."

Mouse at a computer within a maze searching for the cheese.

'The Boss is coming to dinner tonight - please don't open a can of worms again.'

Trillion dollar Dream Merchants - on a screen near you.

R. J. Willoby - Old Money, Old Technology, Member 'Good Old Boys Network'.

"You had the persistence to wind your way through our labyrinthian phone system to ask for an interview...you're hired!"

'You have a friend request.'

"I'm used to him finishing my sentences, but now he starts them, too."

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'Apparently Wednesday is early conciliation day.'

"No internet connection"