Communication Breakdown Navigator Pillows

"Okay, let's star with something you have in common." "We're both not talking to each other."

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

Computer Expert

'I don't like our new copier, it sliced my report into hundreds of tiny strips.'

"Everything you say (or don't say) matters. Choose your words and intentions carefully."

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

Network Extending from Buttonhole

When at a loss for words Colin would often resort to communicating through the medium of contemporary dance.

"Men can keep a secret, but it takes a woman to tell them that it was supposed to be a secret!"

With the aid of a tactical dictionary, and was finally able to make sense of what the salesman was saying.

'Sir, your tweeting coach is here.'

'Do you have 4G up here?'

"It's not who you know, it's how you use them."

"Hi, I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn."

'Here comes the 64-bit local bus.'

COVID Road Map

"I never saw 'Cheers,' so I won't miss 'Cheers.'"

"Are you sure you updated the anti-virus software?"

'She just won't speak to me!'

"They say you shouldn't go to bed angry, so let's have it out right now before we go to sleep!"

"I try to lay low after making unpopular business decisions."

"You had the persistence to wind your way through our labyrinthian phone system to ask for an interview...you're hired!"

Mouse at a computer within a maze searching for the cheese.

"Is there someone have called Frobisher?"

Trillion dollar Dream Merchants - on a screen near you.

How to apply for a job, then vs. now

R. J. Willoby - Old Money, Old Technology, Member 'Good Old Boys Network'.

'The Boss is coming to dinner tonight - please don't open a can of worms again.'

'You have a friend request.'

'Apparently Wednesday is early conciliation day.'

Social Media Elevator

"I'm used to him finishing my sentences, but now he starts them, too."

"I know you're wrong, I just can't get the computer to say it yet."