Communication Navigators Pillows

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

UK/US Free Trade Deal

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'Are we there yet?'

'Ok, here's the meeting agenda ... it's gonna be a long one.'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

Computer Expert

'It's a senior management position. We need someone who can listen politely, and then say no.'

"I am not asking for directions."

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

'I'm part of the decision-making process... I'm the 'No' part.'

Network Extending from Buttonhole

Titanic: How's my steering.

With the aid of a tactical dictionary, and was finally able to make sense of what the salesman was saying.

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

Battery Lighthouse

'Sir, your tweeting coach is here.'

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

'Do you have 4G up here?'

City Finance Dept: My Way/The Highway

'Enough is enough. We're sick of being overworked and underpaid.'

"It's not who you know, it's how you use them."

'Ah, Gripes, you want to discuss a raise with me, eh? Come in, sit down, make yourself comfortable!'

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

"Hi, I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn."

'Here comes the 64-bit local bus.'