Mischievous Van Gogh Gifts

'Fine, I'll go to my room, but one day when I'm a famous artist you'll be telling this story as an amusing anecdote!'

'I didn't think of it as someone else writing my term paper, I thought of it more as a guest blogger situation.'

"Before we decide if you can get in we have to watch a film review of your life..."

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

"Okay, you play dead. 1-2-3 Go!"

'Yoy know perfectly well WHICH corner, Jamie!'

'Can't you just bat them between your paws like everyone else?'

"You've been a very bad man and we like that. So now, we're going to send you to London."

'Looks like a chipmonk.'

Gracie hatches a plan to trap Santa.

How to avoid a heart attack.

Killing Santa

Buster got religion in the pound and now works with other bad dogs.

Children playing in a library

'This isn't the first time you've been here---- is it ?'

'It's finished, my masterpiece - wait...'

'Cut it out!'

'Must we invite the Hendersons? Their children never stop swarming ...'

HisssssHerssss....

Leaving pet shop, boy says to puppy: 'You're my bitch now.'

"When I run away, put my picture on t-shirts instead of milk cartons."

Bird draws a snake.

'Good morning, Vicar - are you decent?'

"He really likes to play with the mice before he kills them"

'We bought it as a bonsai tree!'

A planet like ours - "...you know I'm just playing with you before I kill you don't you?"

"Thanks for bringing the party mix, but. . ."

'You and your shortcuts.'

"If you want soil moved around, I say why wait for erosion."

'I see you have been mopping the floor while I was out. Are you doing this to be nice or disposing of evidence?' 'Why can't it be both?'

'Believe me -- you don't want to know what I did on my summer vacation.'

Spiro & Pusho on the minefield