Miracle Of New Life Enthusiast Gifts

First pregnancy vs. second pregnancy.

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

Tiny Visions

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

"Why did we run out of wine?! I'll tell you why...Mary's son brought 12 of his friends who crashed the wedding party! That's why!"

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

Moses as a child.

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

'Well, that's just great...you can part the Red Sea, but you can't open a jar of pickles for me!'

"That's my boy!"

'This stuff is all well and good son, but when are you going to get a proper job?'

'I don't get it, I've only served that guy water all evening.'

Moses gets REALLY lost in the desert.

Emma is very happy that the doctor will finally remove the growth on Daddy's nose but she's also a little sad to see it go...

"Are you sure you sent out those invitations?"

"Holy water, holy water...."

'Waiter, there's a mysterious stain on this napkin.'

Moses Separates the Cream. . .

'Fish and bread? That's it? Seriously?'

'He touched you and you can walk again? I just got an illegible prescription.'

'You can't win -- I turned the water into wine, and then everybody wanted free refills!'

"Oooh! What's he gonna do now?!"

'Water into wine is certainly impressive. D'you do water into petrol?'

"I want to take a vacation, but the last time I left you in charge your face appeared on a grilled cheese sandwich."

Moses Parting the Red Tea

'And now the anti-aging pill is in the market - tough luck, my dear!'

"Your recovery has defied all known science...so let's just keep this between ourselves!"

"Guess what the elves told me? The North Pole is made out of candy!"

Jesus falling over a wave.

'It's a medical miracle. According to your notes you should have been dead years ago!'

Don't Walk on the Water

"Which button on the phone did you press?"