Miracle Aficionado Gifts

"I want to take a vacation, but the last time I left you in charge your face appeared on a grilled cheese sandwich."

'Lord, we worship the water you walk on.'

Moses Tries Water Skiing.

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

'One eye of newt or two?'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

Desert Island BBQ

Tiny Visions

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

"What the hell took so long?"

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

A Witch Consults Her Magic Mirror

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

"In closing, I would like to remind the jury that he says he didn't do it."

'Well, that's just great...you can part the Red Sea, but you can't open a jar of pickles for me!'

'It's an experiment to stop time.'

Jack in the Box

'The good stuff is here, under the counter.'

"Is it 'Measure once, cut twice?' Or 'Cut once, then measure?' Or maybe it's..."

"No one summons me anymore. They all have oil."

ESP pizza: You'll get it before you order it or it's free!

Moses gets REALLY lost in the desert.

"Then one day I thought, what the hell?! Maybe it's time I started granting a few of my own wishes."

'I don't get it, I've only served that guy water all evening.'

"That's my boy!"

Bookshop - Occult and the supernatural.

'This stuff is all well and good son, but when are you going to get a proper job?'

'Amazing, Holmes! That's the eighth time in a row you've gotten the 'dud'!'